* "[CBS] picked a fight with a warlock."
* "C’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even warm."
* "Can't is the cancer of happening."
* “Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”
* “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”
* “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps."
* "I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
* "There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”
* "The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”
* "I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
* "If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently."
* "I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."
Gabby Douglas, the Olympics dynamo has made history. Does this mean she is an automatic millionaire? 
